`VA-SLIPS!

[Margaret Stanwood]

so i very often come really close to slipping up out loud, but i can usually catch myself in time. today i was on the phone with my friend while just kinda browsing around va and i saw shiloh's new signature and i giggled and started to say "omigosh the new shiloh sig is is so cute." all that came out was "omg" before i told myself to shut up cuz my friend would totally not get roleplaying and explaining it would be hell. xD and she's all like "what? WHAT?" and i go "i don't remember." and then she called me a tard. (:

oh and this is reminded me of another one that happened some time in july or something. and i feel like posting it. lainey mentioned in the cbox that she was going to see some movie and then a few minutes later my sister turned on the tv and there was a commercial for that movie on. my sister said that she really wanted to see it and i just BARELY managed to not say "hey! lainey's seeing that today!!" cuz we don't know anyone named lainey (other than me virutally xD) and my sister would be all curious and wanting to butt in and find out what i was talking about and stuff. she wouldn't get roleplaying, either. ah, well. to be great is to be misunderstood, yes?

and that concludes two rambling, pointless paragraphs written by a floopy feeling clarebear. (:

[Audrey Harper]

Okay, so my friend is bitching on MSN about how her boyfriend is going to go visit his ex in a different town for five days out of their seven day spring break. She goes on and on about how she's going to make a move on him and things like that, even insinuating that he (her boyfriend) might actually cheat on her when I write "I hope Zac won't be all Petros and hook up with her, totally shafting you." I pressed enter without realizing she doesn't know of Petros and his Permanent sex-hair.



then she wrote, "Petros?"


I began to laugh out loud and then changed the subject by saying Petros isn't a thing but a person and then I typed "I mean...Look at me changing the subject," and continued to talk of her shady beau.

[harmony]

Haha okay well this happened just today.
Alrighty so i was talking to my friend about supernatural because she is crazy about it but i don't actually watch it (i know, shame on me lol) and i forgot katie cassidy's real name and i was talking about how she was in the ad for the show and my friend kept telling me that she wasn't in the episode we were talking about except we didn't know if we were talking about the same person haha. so we kept arguing and she kept saying 'ruby' to me but i kept saying 'nooo....' even though i had no idea and finally i just said 'its max!' and my friend was like 'wtf?' and i was about to say 'you know, tristan's like half sister' but then i realised what i'd said and just shrugged it off and said she was probably right xD

[Milo Ellis]

i went to see twilight last night. -squeeeee- and i was, like, slipping up all over the place. first, my friend had the poster with bella, edward, james, victoria, and laurent on it and i saw it and went 'ooh, finn.' my friend wasn't really paying attention to me, so that worked out. then, during the movie, i just kinda mentioned to my other friend that kirsten stewart is really tiny, only i didn't mention her name. and my friend goes 'which one?' and i go 'audrey harper.' for some reason i slip up all the time with her. so i just quickly corrected myself. and then when milphie made their first appearance (<333333333) i whispered, 'aww, milphie.' nobody was really listenting to me, so it worked.

and then my dumb ass friend was making fun of jasper, saying that he acted like he had a stick up his butt, and i got mad at her and started telling her to shut up, that he's around people who have blood he wants to chug. and i amazingly managed to keep from calling him milo throughout, even though i was calling him that in my head.

ehehehe.

[Min-Sook Park]

soo, this happened right after i replied to the alex & amber im thread where alex said, "i'll go all maniac driver on you".

anyways, right after i replied to that, i went downstairs for breakfast. my dog, mojo, had ripped up some napkins and whatnot and i picked it up. the night before i was making cookies so i made sure he hadn't gotten them from the counter somehow. my sister was like, "mojo did not eat your cookies." like she was reassuring me or something & then i was like, "good. or i would have went all maniac driver on him." xD

[Shay Anderson]

it's been awhile since i've had this many slip-ups. xD

so, i'm sitting in my film lecture right now and, for once, the professor decided to let us all debate instead of watching really bad, really boring movies for weeks on end. i don't even remember what it was about, but it eventually fell onto the "newcomers to hollywood" and "how they would never measure up." and, of course, valkyrie came to mind for me. since, i love characters with certain faces, which makes me love the celebrity they're portrayed by. xD yeah. i'm that sad. anyways, it was on the topic of the vanity fair article about some of the girls. people were saying kstew is a terrible actress, bet she's still a cokehead ( was she ever? ) and crap like that. so i stand up, all ready with my lash-backs and totally die. xD

i'm all like, "magazines said petros proposed to audrey, and she's still dating whatshisface from Speak. i don't see you starring in twilight like audros did...."
"eh, i think athena is more likely than becca to get more dramatic roles..."
"hayden's the most talented of the cast, duuuh."
"who? paolo and miles? they killed those roles."
"sam [ when i should have been saying jared padalecki, rofl ] is just more famous than mark; doesn't mean he's the better actor."
"did you see how psycho she was on gossip girl? daph obviously knows how to act." and many, many more. i was talking for about five minutes before i actually realized what i was saying. xD people looked at me like i was crazy. so i sat back down and aren't talking anymore, haha.

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[Bailey Mitchell]

so with everyone in the whole entire world being twilight crazy lately it was only a matter of time before slipped up. nikki my boyfriends little sister was over our place yesterday after school and she had just started reading it. i was like 'oh god your going to love it, petros is amazing' then she looks at me really confused and goes 'uh i thought his name was edward' and then i return her confused look and go 'yeah, thats what i said' and hastily left the room to go laugh at myself.

[Nina Suresh]

okays firstly i have to say rofl to lily's latest slip-up. i'm proud to be responsible for that haha. i'm so tempted to go around saying 'maniac driver' whenever i can.

now, onto my own slip up.

okay so today i finally went and saw hsm3 at the movies and enjoyed it immensly. but i was bound to have at least one slip up. several times in the middle of sharpay's funny moments, i very nearly said 'that's so nikki' and at one point i was like 'woah nikki'. luckily no one was listening to me. so walking out of the cinema, me and my friends are all going on about how awesome it was and this wasn't a complete slip-up because this was in my head but as we were all talking, i thought to myself 'and i can feel a wave of nina muse coming on any minute'. luckily i kept my mouth shut for once xD

[Shay Anderson]

fuck, i've been slipping up all over the place >_< it's kind of really lame. but i love v-side even more than usual lately, so it works.
this one just happened, actually. xD like, five minutes ago.

so, i was just in my room, looking for something to wear tomorrow. of course, i couldn't find anything decent. so i have my jeans and t-shirt/vest combo laid out on my bed, then i yell at tye, "hey, get my orange and blue hayden scarf will you?" all I got was a "wtf? what?"
then my second kind of one. when i went to see twilight this past monday, the theatre staff had finally gotten the new glow-in-the-dark board things up for the new movies. guess what I saw! the Valkyrie one. finally. i took a picture with my phone. so i'm getting my digital camera and posting it everywhere. xD they're making a movie after us. baha.

[Min-Sook Park]

so my teacher was telling us some stuff about florence & she was talking about the medici family. then she said something about the medici family being like a mafia or something. so is like snort-laughed when i heard that. then she kinda explained some stuff which i didn't listen to but i heard, "people thought that the midici family were like the mafia of italy." i had to stop myself from giggling, and i was like, "italian mafia..kinda like the giovanni family" xD my friend gage heard me & he was like, "giovanni family...?" & since there was a girl between us, i just pretended like i didn't hear him. lol.

[Audrey Harper]

So I was watching Spiderman 2 with the only two people I hang out with other than Vside, and when James Franco came on I squeed internally because c'mon its Paolo! So my friends were being douches and would shut up and I got tired after a while and I said "Shut the hell up guys, its Paolo being serious!"

and they said "Paolo?...His name is James Franco you freak."
I laughed along saying "He looks more like a Paolo, guys...He's Paolo. end of discussion."
then I walked off, making it all dramatic, but really I wanted some pudding.

[Nina Suresh]

ook so this isn't technically a 'slip-up' because i did intend to do it but asia told me to post it here so yeah.

alrighty so i went to the beach for a week with my best friend and we were at the beach pretty much every day but most of our time was spent out of the water because it was freezing cold. so one day we were writing stuff in the sand and taking pictures and stuff yeah? so while my friend ran off a few metres away to write something, i had a sudden urge to do something v-side related hehe. as i do.

so yeah, go check it out now (:

[Riley Turner]

revival!

ok, so today i had to got to our grocery store, hy-vee to get cookie dough. so i'm heading out the door and turned to my sister who was watching tv and said 'i'll be right back, i have to go to valkyrie.' she wasn't really paying attention and she's like 'where are you going?' and i realized what i said and said again, 'hy-vee. i'll be back.' then laughed when i got in the garage.

[Artemis Ellis]

today in english my teacher was babbling on about how this year we would be focusing a lot on improving our writing skills and i had to keep from laughing because, honestly, second graders could EASILY EASILY do the stuff we do in there. seriously, it's a bit disgusting. so i said to myself "yeah right. if nothing else, valkyrie'll be the only way my writing skills are improved this year." luckily no one was listening to me.

[Shay Anderson]

most of you lovely v-siders know of my constant complaining tonight xD i have to write five essays on 'to kill a mockingbird' - all with questions i have to make up. yeah. lame, isn't it? i hate it. so, anyway, i'm writing one on how to kill a mockingbird. everyone needs to know that. as i'm ranting away, BSing my way through the essay, i go 'any individual who have to go to a place like valkyrie, california for the good ol' fashion way of being killed. v-siders like to taint you all.'

i feel smart. xD