' a dustland fairytale

[Bailey Mitchell]

another night alone in the mitchell home. well if you can actually call an empty mansion filled with overpriced shit no one touches home, thats debatable.

open.

[Timothy Suresh]

KING OF PESSIMISM,
is online and typing

and what's the bet that half of that overpriced shit is yours? evening, mitchell. i believe you owe me another basket of muffins soon. it's been a while since the last batch.

[Bailey Mitchell]

timothy, i'd say what do i owe the pleasue but really then i'd be lying. hmm i'd bet you a basket of muffins, seeing as i owe you a basket? i'll get rosie to make you up a batch, because i doubt you trust my culinary skills. how's life next door?

[Timothy Suresh]

KING OF PESSIMISM,
is online and typing

yes and we wouldn't want to tell a lie would we? ah perfect. tell rosie to make them blueberry. ah life next door is interesting. especially now that you've tainted my younger cousin.

[Bailey Mitchell]

we'll rosie will be happy that i'm getting out of the house, even if it's only to deliever muffin baskets. tainted? psssh. i merely helped her forget about her inner pain and lose herself, and what better way to lose herself then with alcohol and pretty club lights. i bet she hasn't been moping around the house though.

[Timothy Suresh]

KING OF PESSIMISM,
is online and typing

nothing else worth leaving the house for except to deliver me muffins? i'd say i'm touched but i don't want to shock you so wow. you clearly have no life anymore. and no, you've definitely tainted her. she isn't moping around the house because she's rarely home these days. believe me, alcohol the worst way to 'lose yourself'.

[Bailey Mitchell]

well i don't leave the house because i'm normally looking after my mother. but she is oddly gone, i should be worried. yes don't shock the hermit, i might have some sort of fit. oh little nina, she is becoming quite the elitist. as long as she is happy. yes alcohol is bad, i know. i don't feel like chucking a daphne and becoming all 'clean and sober.'

[Timothy Suresh]

KING OF PESSIMISM,
is online and typing

looking after your mother? well that can't be good. oh shit, wait. uhh yeah. well i'm glad to see you have a softer side? ah wouldn't want to cause you to have a fit would i? ha. nina? elitist? looks like things in valkyrie really are going down hill. don't tell her i said that. she'll kill me. if she's home. i think i heard her and austyn going out again before. ah wait wait wait. daphne? as in hayes?

[Bailey Mitchell]

well that had the potential to turn really awkward. yeah i'm just a big softie deep, deep, deep down. well when nina is getting more posts on scandal star then the quad girls, she has become an elitist. not downhill just topsy turvy. austyn pappawhatever the manhater? oh wow, thats interesting. is she another long lost relative crashing the suresh residence? yes as in daphne my best friends, there is only one.

[Timothy Suresh]

KING OF PESSIMISM,
is online and typing

ah but it wasn't. pretend i never said anything. wow, a big softie? could have fooled me. but ohhh dear. i don't follow scandal star so you'll have to inform me when nina becomes an elitist then. and technically yes? austyn papadakis the tomboy to be more presice. she's the cousin we prefer not to talk about. alex is terrified of her. wait. daphne hayes is your best friend? and she's sober now?

[Bailey Mitchell]

pretend you never said anything, what are you talking about? see thats me pretending. yeah you don't seem like the gossip type, i've only been following it these days because they seem to be harrassing my brother because i'm not around or at least not in the spotlight. oh the black sheep, have i told you how lovely your sister is? i can't believe she is related to you. yes and yes to both the daphne questions and um why do you care?

[Timothy Suresh]

KING OF PESSIMISM,
is online and typing

wow, your pretending skills amaze me. so do my sarcasm skills. ah i see. fallen out of the spotlight? that's unusual but understandable. leaving room for my cousin which i'm not too pleased about. i think you've mentioned your love for alex a few times. i know, no one believes we're related. i'm normal and she's annoying but hey, what can you do? and uhh i don't care about daphne. i just know of her and that was suprising thats all.

[Bailey Mitchell]

oh your sarcasm skills are off the chain timothy-izzle. no it's not a bad thing at all, actually its a really good thing probably the best decision i've made in a long time. alex, annoying and you normal? no alex is awesome and your just moody and let off jerk vibes everywhere, but it's ok you can't help it. ok timothy way to be acting peculiar, i won't mention the 'd' word again to you, because you act all suspicious.

[Timothy Suresh]

KING OF PESSIMISM,
is online and typing

dear lord, i vote you never say timothy-izzle ever again. bailey-izzle? no, let's not. well good for you then. good luck keeping it that way though. no no no, you've seen the nice side of alex. you haven't seen her little sister attitude yet. me? jerk vibes? i have no idea where you get that from. i'm not being peculiar! i just happen to know daphne. like i know of her. i have been to valkyrie before. that's it. i'm not being suspicious!

[Bailey Mitchell]

don't you like my awesome use of gangster phrases, i could call you t-dawg or t-sizzle? oh ew i'm even creeping myself out now, sorry timothy. i'm sure she isn't as bad as you think she is or make her out to be. really, you have no idea you just think i made that up? alright, whatever then. i'll ask daph if she has heard of you as well, since you have come here nearly every summer and she is friends with nina too.