got something to say,, ( AUDREY )

[Hayden Hadley]

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"really, how can it be March already? this year is just flying by, it's upsetting me. i hate the spring. and i hate exams. so, tell me, why does time have to be going by so quickly? only to lead to even more pain and suffering for our poor, unfortunate souls."
so far, that's all i've got for my latest script for my youtube series. it's fantastic but so lackluster at the same time, don't you think? i want it to highlight my new knack for saying nearly everything in question form. i love it; but my english teacher almost gave me detention for never answering his question. it was slightly more than entertaining, if i do say so myself. so, anyone else living their poor, social-lifeless existence on a tuesday evening? or am i the only one in all of valkyrie with absolutely nothing to do besides a pointless essay on some book by albert somebody. an old guy with a beard - someone had to have studied him at one point. you, my nameless companion, perhaps?
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[Audrey Harper]

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It's funny how teachers encourage us to ask questions...
Albert Somebody? Well, I know of a Joe somebody, but never any Al's have come across my academic way. Don't worry, I'm as socially lifeless this evening as you are, just trying to contemplate why wealth alters a persons mindset to just picturing themselves, over and over again...*sigh* The usual.. I say ditch the essay, the most the teacher will do is take away a percent or two.

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[Hayden Hadley]

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that's very true. but then, they'll randomly break out the bipolar Professor Bifocal and then attack you for it. some of them kind of scare me, actually.
ooooh, a Joe Somebody? o= that sounds way more interesting than good ol' Al here. my guy is in this creepy old black and white painting-photo thing. he's got on a suit and a mustache the size of my head. kind of looks like he's about to eat me. ah, but am I allowed to say that's makes me feel a little bit better? good to know at least one other person here isn't a functioning alcoholic. wealth is indeed a curious thing; I'm not pleasured with having any, so it confuses me when people get sick and twisted over something that'll buy the new shoes this month...what about a scarf at least? -thoughtful- sounds good. my marks aren't terrible, anyways.
I'm Hayden. (:
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[Audrey Harper]

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Haha, well it is about time someone benefited from my social lifelessness. :)
But yes, I'm not a fan of El Mustacho either. The whole beardy thing isn't up my alley.Except on some people, Hugh Laurie for instance, that stumble is simply swoonworthy. Outrageousness in the facial hair department sends me off packing. Why am I rambling about beards? Anyways, yeah, drinking isn't really my thing, a glass of wine here and there, that's fine, but the taste of my vomit in the morning after getting shitheaded isn't so appealing.
I never really cared much for my family's wealth, haven't used my dad's credit card in years... I think I'm one of the few "rich kids" that have a job. Surprising, no?
I like scarves :) and indie concerts, and dixie cups, I miss those terribly.
Oh, oh and Jones Soda.
Well, after my rant, I'm Audrey by the way.

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[Hayden Hadley]

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then I'm quite pleased that I am the one who is benefitting. my stupid brother is out drinking himself dead again. or hooking up with one of the hotel maids. it was funny at first - but now I feel like I'm living with a mess waiting to happen. I so ain't ready to be a caretaker or whatever those rich drunks have. do I honestly look like the type to want to help the useless jackass? ugh, brothers. I hate him. sorry, my rants are for my therapist.
goodness me, I've found my soulmate! mustaches scare me, to be honest. does the skin under them sweat? what happens in the shower? do they brush them? eeks, facial hair is a curious but icky thing. -swoon- that man's stubble is an exception to any rule. he's an exception to any role. ignoring the fact that he could be our father's, hah. the guys here are too obsessed with themselves to be attractive. Sir Laurie over there and Christian Bale -swoon again-. why can't we have people like that here? why am I rambling about this? goodness, I need some help. Anywoo. I completely agree. I don't find the concept of alcohol appealing at all. you look stupid, it tastes gross and it makes a mess. who wants that? maybe they're the ones that need help. (;
ooh, you're my soulmate, miss. it's just money. and that can't buy happiness, contrary the code of ethics around here. why else would these girls be out drinking every night? being property of the government can have its perks - they're my bank machine. but ahh, jobs. congratulations on having a future ahead of you. but yes, scarves are love. as are the indie concerts; around here, they can be seriously epic. that underground band that plays on the corner of hastings and main? goodness, they're talented.
I talk too much, my apologies. but it's a pleasure to be aquainted. ^^
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[Audrey Harper]

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Brothers are stupid... Actually boys in general are idiots.
as cliché as it sounds. Finally someone who I can relate to! I don't even want to know where the sweat goes under a mustache, it's frightening all the same. Maybe they shampoo them or something... ick, ick, ick. Ah yes, Hugh is the exception, but we can ignore the fact that he's our father's age. Christian Bale, one of the few men that look good in tights. Mmmm. The stars hate us, hence we don't have anyone like them :) We have egotistical jerks with the rare sighting of a nice guy. Curse this place. Property of the government? Sounds like quite a story that I want to hear sometime. But thanks, my job isn't really my future, just some of my own money is a good thing. I'm working my ass off for that full scholarship to Oxford though, hopefully -crosses fingers- I can get it. Thrift stores have the greatest things, I bought this antique owl pendent which is love. So miss soulmate, it seems as though we were at the same concert. On the brighter side, their vocals were epic, and they were even pretty to look at except the drummer... He should go back under the rock he came from, even if he is talented.

And the pleasure is all mine :)


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[Shay Anderson]

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I couldn't agree with you more. If they weren't so damn adorable sometimes, I would write them off as a species for good.
Ah, the wonders that we'll, delightfully, never have to go through. I just couldn't fathom the idea of growing hair out of my face. Why doesn't facial hair grow out of their cheeks or forehead? oh the wonders of the human body. haha, alright then. it's a guilty pleasure everyone actually knows about. guys our own age are wastes of flesh, if you ask me. christian included, the whole moody thing works so well on him. but the boys I know do the same thing, only coming off like useless jackasses. ick. is this place actually that cursed? all of the nice guys are taken, anyways. curse us all so we live alone with fifty cats. oh, ironies of ironies. but yes, the government has poisoned this place against me as well. no real guardian - thus, property of the government. both amusing and miserable at the same time. it is quite that story, heh. but good. I wouldn't be happy if anyone was stuck doing a teenager job when they're thirty. it wouldn't do us smart ones any justice. hmm, full scholarship. why, you're ambitious! at this point, I'll just be happy to graduate on time. xD I'm sure you can. who else will be going? a blonde with big hair, whatever. even Oxford students go to thrift shops, so excellent. an owl pendant? i'll have to see that one day. it sounds enticing. I recently bought this scarf, so go us. ahh, seriously? that's ironic yet interesting. isn't everyone here nice to look at though? the keyboard player seems like a nice guy, too. hm. ahh...that drummer. maybe there's a reason they didn't give him a solo this time. oi.

pleasure all around, then. (;
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[Audrey Harper]

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Yes, I've succumbed to the conclusion that boys our age are idiots and that my life plan includes a rocking chair, fifty cats and a mental disorder. Then we can be happy, =)
But really, do they have to be so aggravating and arrogant?
Finally I've found someone to have a decent conversation with, the majority of the girls here and I do not get along very well. Yay for scarves! Thrift stores are love, there is no question in that.
haha, yeah, you would assume this place would be the epitome of beauty...clearly the drummer is from out of town!


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