PAPER PLANES

[Audrey Harper]

Hey you there, with the face...

so, this class is utterly boring, and so came the creation of this note.
I stopped listening to the comb-over at the front of the class a hell of a long time ago, so I think you should entertain me.




and....go.

[Hayden Hadley]

the stalkee ,,

so it is. Professor Combover up there…I dunno, he’s pretty intelligent. I think – reading out of that textbook? Must take a genius. What’s with this class anyways? I thought Valkyrie hated classes that allowed people to zone out. Seriously. There’s a freshman sitting beside me, and some guy from my brother’s calculus class behind me. Whatever. I stopped listening a long time ago, too. He writes the homework down on the board at the end of class, right? He better. Or I’ll sue his ass.

Audreyyyyyy. I don’t want to entertain you. ): certain people in our lives can entertain us. But why do I have to? I thought I liked you. Well, I guess not.

♠ hayden ,

[Audrey Harper]

Female version of Micheal Moore...

Stalkee... Good one, Seinfeld. Ah, so I hit a person I like with this half assed crumple of paper I actually like, ten points for Audrey. Really, you'd think this place would invest in profs that don't have voices that make you stab people in the head out of sheer boredom. Honestly, how the hell are we supposed become world class doctors or lawyers or cheating politicians with teachers like those? Yeah, yeah, Comb-over always has a page worth of crap due the next day, posted on the board in an illegible script.

But HAAAAYYYYDDDDDDEEEEENNNN, I don't want to stick sharp object in my eyes just to kill time (and my irises) so now we rely on the entertainment that is going to erupt from this square of paper. Oh and you guess you don't like me anymore? I'm hurt, Hayden, so hurt. Like when Fry hit Laurie with a cricket bat kind of hurt.... Ah, British comedy, one of my favourites.

~A

[Hayden Hadley]

the Seinfeld stalker (?) ,,

Only ten? I can pretty well assume that you don’t like most of the people in here. I know I don’t. 50 points ‘cause you hit me in the back of the head? But it does raise suspicion. Maybe they just want to brainwash us and see us crash and burn once we get to university? I hear that the professors there might actually have personalities. But…Yale? I bet they all have combovers there. Really, gag me with an eraser. But good. I generally like to pay attention in class, but this guy…I can’t get over it. I could be doing something so much more productive with my time. Like staring out the window.

Huh, I guess that’s good enough. So, huh, I really don’t think I want to, either. What about getting up and dancing around the classroom? It would entertain me, anyway. It’d make me like you again. (; Hah, right. Of course I’ll always like you. I like everybody who isn’t irritating. Which is most people. I think you’re becoming a bad influence on my open-mindedness there, Harper. Fry and Laurie! A Bit with Fry and Laurie! Or something. Those skits are seriously epic wins. Much better than the American junk on tv.

♠ hayden ,

[Audrey Harper]

Female version of Micheal Moore...

Yeah, only ten, I was going to modesty, Hadley. But I'll get the other forty for hitting you in the back of the head though... since I'm awesome like that. But I agree, maybe the profs here get some sadistic pleasure to see us crashing and burning in university... maybe that is how they get entertained after thirty or so years of talking like comb-over over there. Eff, I don't think I even need this class... I sure as hell don't need the credits.

As for entertainment, I think tomorrow both of us should wear a superman shirt underneath this stuffy uniform and right weh nthe class is silent and doing its work, we get up, rip our uniform shirt open to reveal the logo of sperman and then say "Faster than a speeding bullet" and just run out of the class for the day. It'll be quite epic. xD

~A