* kiss with a fist ,

[Audrey Harper]

I hate stupid people.

[Catherine Rose]

good. that means you're not a stupid person.

[Audrey Harper]

CAT! One of my favourite girls. =] you know, our of the three I actually like. How are you?

[Catherine Rose]

haha, i think i only like three girls, too. but admittedly that makes me feel less special. anyhow, i'm okayish. kinda feel like punching somebody, though. you?

[Audrey Harper]

My bad, you are pretty special, though Cat. =] Ugh, I know the feeling. I'm trying this new thing where I walk away from imbeciles. Even if I want to punch them in the back of the head because in the twenty minutes standing in line, they still haven't decided what to order. Grr. Anyways, I heard your douchebag ex was in town, wanna go beat him up? =]

[Catherine Rose]

god, the idiotwads who take forever to order are death. they're probably not even gonna remember it tomorrow, why do they have to piss us off? and i actually already did a little bit, but he could always use more, so sure!

[Audrey Harper]

Ergh, I know right? Seriously, it should be legal for me to hurt them. But you already gotten him taken care of? Atta Girl, lol. I'm always up for beating up dickwads. Seriously, did he think he would come back scott-free? Stupid putz... It pains me to know that my brother hangs out with him, guess douche bags really don't have any class.

[Catherine Rose]

yeah, but he still got off relatively easy. i'd still really like to castrate him. and, well, we can always beat up your brother a bit, too.

[Audrey Harper]

I'm down with that, 100%. Castration too, god, I know how that much fury feels. Boys are truly idiotic. But asides from the stupid of this world, university gets better, I promise. =]

[Catherine Rose]

i know. it doesn't seem possible that every single boy on the goddamn planet could be a blithering idiot ass hat but so far i haven't found anything to suggest it's not true. college had better be better or i'm going to drop dead from exposure to idiocy.

[Audrey Harper]

Tell me about it. I'm surprised I didn't stab most of the population in Valkyrie. I think I'm growing up, you know, for resisting murder of the masses. It was a feat, but I did it. Oh yeah, dude, if University wasn't a step up from that four year popularity contest, with the winner getting a career at Appleby's, uh, I mean high school, I would have shot my face off.

[Catherine Rose]

haha, we should get medals for not killing everybody! because it shows our exemplary ability to control ourselves. we're amazing. holy. that's one of the most accurate descriptions of high school i've ever heard.

[Audrey Harper]

We should get our own holiday! or have a dessert named after us, at least. Because food is good. haha, why thank you Miss Rose, I've done my research in coming up with the perfect definition of hell.

[Catherine Rose]

hell yeah, we should have a day dedicated to us, and on that day it is legal to kill the annoying! as for desserts named after us, i'm thinking something like a big giant ice cream sundae with pie. well, you've done a spanking job, miss harper. it simply wouldn't do for us to not have a good definition of hell on hand.

[Audrey Harper]

I LOVE PIE! and ice cream, but I like pie much more. I agree, a massive sundae plus pie named in our honour. That is genius, Cat! and besides killing annoying people on that day, we will be doing the earth a favour by decreasing the population of an over-populated world! Murder. Justified.

It is just reasonable to have the definition of hell, you know, just in case. xD