* like i live in grand central station

[Thomas Ambrose III]

tristan-

i think i left my keys at your house yesterday. you think i could go after school and pick them up?

-tommy

[Tristan Silver]

tommy ,

absolutely not. what do you think, casanova? of course. i think they're on the coffee table.
because you seem to want to keep me out of the loop - thanks for that - why are you bothering with the new kid? some chick in my chem class said you were "hot and heavy".
classy.

tristan *

[Thomas Ambrose III]

tristan-

i'd say that i remember putting them there, but then that'd be a lie.
what new kid? i might need some specifics to jog my memory, love. i have a lot of projects going on at the moment.

-tommy

[Tristan Silver]

tommy ,

what? sneak into my vodka stash, champ? stop by after school and we'll look. you didn't leave them in my car, did you?
fuck if i know her name. may? the latest you took to homecoming and didn't tell me. whoever. she's not your usual. what gives?

tristan *

- - - boo, sorry if this sounds awkward ><

[Thomas Ambrose III]

tristan-

the fuck that i know, trist. i was drunk last night. we'll look in your bedroom first.
oh, her. yeah. did you know she's jewish?

-tommy

[Tristan Silver]

tommy ,

of course you were. we can start. but that's all you'll be looking for, prince charming.
jewish? i was assuming wanna-be nun auditioning for the convent. hardcore then. what, lure her in, chew her and spit her out? not exactly worth your while. what's new about this one?

tristan *

[Thomas Ambrose III]

tristan-

hm, i was thinking maybe you got lucky last night. with me, of course.
i don't know why. she's a grade younger, which is an already easy target. though she's more naive than a freshmen, so i put her overall valkyrie age at fourteen. which you know translates into a slam dunk.

-tommy

[Tristan Silver]

tommy ,

keep dreaming. you know i don't sleep with sleaze buckets.
hmmm. really? now that's quite interesting...
if i wanted, i could turn her into the biggest slut valkyrie's ever seen. what are you doing even bothering? isn't fast and easy your style?

tristan *

[Thomas Ambrose III]

tristan-

you love me and you know it, ice queen.
you mean, bigger than you? just joking.
fast and easy is always my style, but there's no challenge there. besids, i had to jump on this newbie before any other crackheads did.

-tommy

[Tristan Silver]

tommy ,

of course i do. no one else does.
i'm sure you are. now, i won't take it personally. everyone knows you're the biggest sleaze. two peas in a pod, my friend.
you and the word challenge - never usually in the same sentence. good of you to get ownership rights. if she's such the virgin mary she says she is, no way you could ruin her.

tristan *

[Thomas Ambrose III]

tristan-

really? you think that? i think i could. she's so naive i could probably make her do anything. this is me we are talking about. there is no wall i can't jump over.

-tommy

[Tristan Silver]

tommy ,

fine. well, it wouldn't be as easy as you seem to think. especially if someone just happened to tell her how bad of a gentleman you are.
but this is you. vegas is coming up. turn her into another one of your insipid playgirls, and i bow.

tristan *

[Thomas Ambrose III]

tristan-

well, who would go off and tell her lies about me? i'm a perfect gentleman.
i can feel your doubt in your words. have you no faith in my plan?

-tommy

[Tristan Silver]

tommy ,

i would, for one. we both know the last thing you are is a perfect gentleman. does that make me a perfect debutant?
that would be cruel. i just have little faith in your plan. you couldn't get her to sleep with you that quickly.

tristan *

[Thomas Ambrose III]

tristan-

ah but love. i'm gentle... and i'm a man. it all works.
oh, i'm cruel? did you really just say that?
ok, i'm feeling a bet coming on.

-tommy