drunken nights & a fat man - oh VA;; jan. 2007

[Scandal Star]

January 3, 2007 - 10:30 am

Good morning lower west-side.

It's only the third day of the new year and already our elite are breaking their resolutions and yours truly has all the goss and those extra little tid bits to help you with your daily gossip fix.

First on the agenda, the hot gossip from last nights club scene.

Of course our elite where out in full swing -even if it was a Wednesday- , getting trashed, wasted, stoned and buzzed off their pretty little heads.

And we love them for it.



A-list was spotted arriving at Bare looking a little worse for wear, but in some killer heals no less. A source confirms she was followed in shortly by A who was seen leaving the club solo and looking a little, wait no totally spaced out.



A, honey? It doesn't matter how glamorous you look. No amount of fake tan, bronzer and designer clothes can take away the fact your a skeezy stoner whore. The squinted blood-shot eyes give it away.



At Salsa Bri, our resident cheerleader was spotted getting a little bit wild with a mystery blond. Well our Bri might be a little bit more adventurous then we gave her credit for. Bad Boy Jason Levesque will be pleased when he finds out this cheerleader swings both ways.

Kudos to an inside clubber for sending in this happy snap.



Also spotted leaving Salsa was the Doormat of the elites. Wonder who her mystery man is?



Leaving exclusive designer boutique 'Annette's corner' this morning was B2, and she wasn't alone either. This monstrosity of a male seen here with our Little B is an unknown, and I'd prefer if he remained that way. Ew.



And he just keeps coming back to haunt us, doesn't he? Mystery fat man is seen here frolicking pool-side with a bikini clad A-list. I have my suspicions of what he may be doing to her 'stomach' in those pictures.

A word to the fat Elvis impersonator, leave Valkyrie now. Your extreme unattractiveness in cramping VA's style.

And finally you can't finish your brunch bagel without some juicy gossip about the Queen D herself?

No I didn't think so.



D was spotted leaving Valkyrie Mall early this morning wearing this gorgeous ensemble. Don't you just love the way her ass is eating it all up?

My advice D? Burn the dress, NOW!

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A word of warning to Valkyrie's elite. If you don't like it, don't do it. Simple. Just know I find out everything and as long as SS is around, you will never have a secret.

And to all you wannabees,

Remember, you can't make the list until you've been dissed,
S.S
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[Scandal Star]

January 3, 2007 - 3:42 pm

rise and shine, Lower Westsiders.

Scandal Star here.
Once again, this is your one-stop shop on your way to knowing the secrets of Valkyrie's Elite.
The New Year has hardly started, and already, our leading ladies are breaking the honor code. the parties are over girls, time to start spilling the secrets. but don't worry, I won't tell a soul.

a night of clubbing, too many drinks and a pool-side pleasure with a fat man has left our Elite just a little too exhausted. way to role model for your fans, girls.


Spotted, A-list confiding in someone very different from her old model. Hasn't our damsel in distress learned that boys only want one thing out of our favorite IT girl?

Smile all you want, little Ashley. Scandal Star's shutterbug can captured those private moments of yours. Could it be that you're missing, not your A-list status, but your hottie R-list?.
Don't cry now.


One rich bitch isn't the same without another.
Exclusively spotted: our favorite trio bitch.
It seems like A has been holding out on us with a dirty little secret of her own - And I'm not talking about hating Bad Boy either. Our camera lens spotted some serious spit-swapping between trio girl A and a face that shall never grace my list.

Have something you need to confess to D about Oscar, A?


So, we all know you fucked up with Bri, Jason. But moving on so soon?
An A-list party insider graced Scandal Star with exclusive photos of local Bad Boy and B getting cozy. Isn't the MO to sleep with every girl and ditch them? C'mon, Jay, you don't often give us that dazzling smile of yours, nor going goo-goo eyes over the English Mystique herself.
Does that mean your bumble bee [Brianna] been released from your hive?


It looks like Bri has indulged herself in a new toy to play with as well. Enjoying your freedom from that hive, Bee?
Our favorite sweet, but alluring bombshell was spotted leaving a party with local nutcase, Sylar. Did my invitation get lost in the mail? Your fans are looking out for you, Bri. Even if that support is in your private life, you know we all care, right? Careful not to make that ticking clock tick one too many times.

Bad Boy might be coming back for seconds.

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it was short but sweet, my reading wanna-bes. There is no secret kept around here.

don't try and make the list, then you won't be dissed.
I know you secretly want to be me.
Until next time, Valkyrie.

~ S.S.
Scandal Star to my following.
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[Scandal Star]

January 3, 2007 - 8:48 pm

Evening lower west-side, Scandal Star here.

I hope none of you wanna-be's thought your favorite couples were honest and loyal, if so you're definitely in for a not-so-friendly awakening.

But everyone has their dirty little secrets right?
Not if I can help it...



That's right VA, Royal Bitch is back and despite her resolution to be good she has already been spotted with a mystery boy toy.
So for those of you just waiting for Pretty Boy to wiggle his way back are just going to have to give it up since Royal Bitch is clearly saying loudly

"Joey who?"

New Year's eve A shocked us all by announcing her relationship with what's his name...



But what's this A? Bored with Comic nerd already? Who's the new man at our infamous Trio girl's side?
But don't worry A, we're all proud of the upgrade.



Looks like T is getting a little friendly with a new girl but wait, that looks more like the theatre girl than T's girlfriend. A little comfortable T?

Perhaps the Nice Guy isn't so nice, he is a Summitt after all. And who is this girl he's with? The hot shark's little sister herself.

You guys remember Chase Stillings right? Often seen with a new girl every week and a new swim trophy each month. Now that he's gone comatose, his sister seems to have picked up the slack. Staying with the Summitts, too close for comfort with Nice Guy... watch it TheatreGirl, you're playing with the big dogs now.



Ah yes and the lovely A-List, always there to make a splash. How could she not? Young beautiful, everything to which the pathetics aspire to.

Maybe her old flame is making a great impression on A-List now that he's back

moving on fairly quickly from R-list aren't we?



Now just because she's moving on R-List, don't drown your sorrows too hard, you're still our favorite Damaged Groom.



Ah yes, what's better than one of our beloved elite having an affair but two? Fallen Girl and McP spotted being more than friendly out on the strip.
Could the flame be rekindled?
Is our English Charmer through with VA's slut queen already?

I'll let you be the judge.

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Remember kids, you can't make the list until you've been dissed.

Until next time,
~Scandal Star

~ Scandal Star.

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