Post by Scandal Star on Dec 26, 2007 22:37:04 GMT -6
January 6, 2007 - 11:10 am
It's another lovely morning here in Valkyrie, and I know that you low lifes are eagerly awaiting your next edition of dirty laundry. Well, here it is for you. The first week of Junary sure has had quite a number of scadals, but that's nothing new for this classy but trashy California town.
I have all the latest trash for you, so sit back, put your feet up, and don't drink anything because you're bound to spit it out when you read some of this shit.
Why don't we begin with none other than Miss D herself. She does seem to be the one with the most scadalous life, am I right or am I right? Maybe these blogs will help her grow a little and not be so trashy.
Now, D, you've already been criticized about your ass once, but you must not have learned anything from the last time. Put your crack away, honey. You know the saying - crack kills.
I guess she was too drunk to drive, so she had to take a cab, and she was way too drunk to realize that her ass was hanging out. Save that thing for whatever man you're with now because no one else wants it.
It looks like we have more than one repeat offender. Just the other day Kay was caught with some mystery man instead of current boyfriend Andrew Mathis. Here Kay is again, but this time she's with yet another guy! What the hell? Talk about not being able to make up your mind.
What's going to happen to you when Andrew finds out, Kay? We all know his temper...
Actually, Kay, I take that back. Andrew is too busy cheating on you to worry about who you're with. I guess you were saved this time, but it seems to me that this relationship won't last very long if the two of you continue cheating on each other. May I suggest a great relationship counselor that I know?
A few days ago little Coco Lehoux was out and about at the mall. While there she got into a cat fight with Mollie Raymond over none other than the gorgeous Freddy Truelove. Now she's been caught with another guy. What's going on there? I guess Freddy is all mine, girls.
Here we have another non-elite of Valkyrie attempting something stupid to try and make the list. Who is it you ask. Well, it's Alessandra. Sorry, babes, but faking it isn't making it onto the list. Next time do a little more than getting tipsy, falling on the ground, and flashing your panties.
Hey, A2, are you getting beat by your man or beat up by some jealous bitch? Either way, I think you need to see a doctor to get that taken care of. On second though, it looks like some weird disese. Yeah, go see a doctor, hun.
Madison Connelly, yes Madison Connelly the sweet girl, was out partying last night and she got a little trashed. Surprise, surprise, eh? It would be more of a shocker if she didn't drink because everyone in Valkyrie does.
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That's all for now kids. I know you want more, but trust me, there will be a lot more to come.
Remember not to do anything you don't want seen, and don't fake it to try and make it.
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