Post by Scandal Star on Mar 25, 2008 23:03:28 GMT -6
January 28, 2007 - 5:34 am
time get up and shine those shoes, Lower Westsiders.
Scandal Star sending a wake-up call to all those deserving of it.
for all of your wanna-bes, I am your one-stop shop into a look at the life of Valkyrie's Elite. too bad you weren't there this week, darling.
hardly a month into 2007, and already, our A-listers are disappointing worse than usual. we've seen the New Years drama and the clubbing hangovers, darling - do try and give us something more interesting to dig up.
last time we chatted, VA, I gave up one naughty little secret. remember Fallen Girl, I still have my eye on you.
our leading ladies haven't been doing a very good job of impressing me, wanna-bes. start snapping those Blackberry's and give me something interesting to dig up on our favorite girls. but, I've done a little digging of myself - and i don't like that.
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as we all know, our resident cheerleader, Bri, has finally linked herself local charmer, Bad Boy. lucky her. but a shutterbug is lurking behind closed doors, my lovely little blonde. try to be more careful next time.
Spotted. Bri doing a lot more than having lunch with her own confidant. what? tired of having a rusty model, Bumble Bee? first a mentalcase, and now a mystery grease-monkey.
my advice? stick to a salad, next time. - sorry Jason, looks like you're last week's news.
oops.
looks like lunch soon turned into soaking up the sun with someone so wrong with you. why the long face, Bri? suddenly not so sure about this Mystery Boy? play nice, kids. and put on plenty of sunscreen.
looks like I'm not the only one able to keep a dirty little secret. and all you say I have loose lips.
and looks like poor Jay doesn't have a clue - do you really want to sting him? be careful not to doubledip now that you're back in your hive, Bee.
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see what you have all done to me?
dirt on one couple, A-listers. this can't be healthy for those flexible love lives you all lead. I had to dig in the garden on my resident bore. and I hate getting my nails dirty. although D I've heard, is a Shak-whore, that doesn't mean that you can't buy me my manicure. I'll take a gift certificate, darling.
it's short and sweet, wanna-bes.
want better? I need some help, my little shutterbugs. I'll be getting a manicure, so go and flash those phones at something that I can use. don't make me go digging again.
remember,
you don't get on the list unless you've been dissed.
~Scandal Star.
a very angry Scandal Star.
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