Post by Scandal Star on Aug 23, 2009 20:49:50 GMT -6
this just in ,
august 4th, 2007 - 1:29 P.M.
if i was to attend an annual bloggers convention, i would be laughed out of the state. why? because, valkyrie, you're all beginning to disappoint me. yet again. people say this is a town with something to talk about - talking about mowing your v-area isn't what they meant. and you all call yourselves scandalous. my, A-Listers, people have always wanted to be you. remember when it was something interested for me to even remember your name? your followers - and mine - are beginning to want to be themselves. being yourself means celulite. ew.
v-side has something worth mentioning. i know, i'm shocked. this headline is thanks to yours truly, so don't bother getting the rights to what i'm about to show you.
ten dollars to me.
it seems that the bad girl really is back. queen d was spotted doing a little déjà vu. was it only last year that our favorite IT girl was knocking back more shots in a morning than i do in a week? time sure flies, valkyrie. it's been awhile, hayes - welcome back to the world. keeping doing what you're doing at the table across from mine, will you? i just love catching you in the act.
i take cheques, d. seems that this bet has gone to me.
one quad girl is not without its others. despite their distance. oh, little b, i would check up on your ringleader.
once again, one spotted without the other. i would like to write a perscription for a little re-evaluation, but we all know i love to watch these girls break. it seems like b hasn't found anymore friends in high places. one of her little minions leaked a personal photograph to me herself; why the long face, b?
seems like our favorite aussie's haven't been seeing eye-to-eye for awhile now, my precious followers. i may need to stage an intervention.
spotted - k trying for that last little bit of spotlight i can allow her. seems her modeling work has turned local. my sources say she isn't going down without a fight. my sources also say everything that does go down, comes up. it seems this supermodel has at last joined my favorite trend of all - eating without concequence. kiran slade is now a bulimic. heroine or cocaine next, followers?
a relationship is always a good way to watch a heart get broken. seems like little b's new euro-import, jules has signed into the hospital. diagnosis - a candy coma. sugar was spotted with a new servant in waiting. i hope you know how to treat a lady right, sir mitchell, because this one is sure to keep your hands full.
question is - how long have they been evading you, valkyrie? you should know by now you cannot hide from me, little suresh. i always catch-up with you.
from reed turner's rebound girl to on the rebound, barbie stepped out of the house with a new head on her shoulders. why the sudden change, nik? ashamed of what you've become. because, as we all know, a barbie's head is so easily torn off. don't get ahead of yourself there, nikki. i won't be here to catch you when you fail. i will be watching, though. pass the popcorn.
oh, last but certainly not least. co-ho has been averting the radar as of late, but that doesn't mean i don't have anything to dish. rumour has it, coco lehoux is trying to seduce peter fischer - you know, p.fish? again. seems the little vixen can never have enough of queen d's leftovers. here, she's shopping for what must be a new sex costume. or a cocktail dress. don't leave me waiting, c, i really am concerned for you.
as you can see, v-side, your special little town is no longer the talk of the blogging convention. someone off themselves, something to get you into the LA Times again. but, our favorite A-listers are continuing to fall. because, once you reach the top, you always have a very, very long way to the bottom. on the mend or our for revenge, something in new in the water. do i sense more scandal on the horizon. let us know.
keeping my ( and your ) eyes open,[/font][/size]
~ scandal star
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