the drama returns - april 2007

[Scandal Star]

Well, well, well, after a short period of nothing new, we finally get some action in this town. No one disappointed me this time around. A and Fallen Girl have huge news thats ripe for the picking. We have a million newbs to SS I know you're all dying to read up about but you want to know what was just the cherry ontop of this delicious drama sunday?
That's right kids, Johnny Jones! He's the real star of this update. Isn't it amazing the damage our elite can do? Four dead and more injured, it's quite impressive. Mr. Jones was obviously more than a tad nuts but what can we do? He was bullied, he was teased and we all laughed. But he finished last didn't he? Valkyrie Academy is now the backdrop for one of many school shootings in this country. Counselors and New crews from all over the country are here for the story, so make sure to look your best. Oh and while you grieve and wipe those sad fake little tears from your eyes, remember, you did this.

Now on to things a bit less serious and far more laughable and check in on some of our favorite people.



Rise and Shine A! That's right, she's back! No, really, she's really REALLY back, as in last year. When our little Quad girl awoke from her extensive "nap," she lost about a years worth of memory. Meaning she doesn't remember her charity case boyfriend OR Little B. Ouch, that's got to hurt. Although it is bound to make some very entertaining moments for us. A is so out of it she thought she and Fallen Girl were still friends. Now that's an encounter I would pay to see.
The best part of this is, maybe we'll have the old Anne back, because we must admit, she does look very pretty without that boy on her arm.



Speaking of Fallen Girl, she has more to worry about than A being back. Fallen Girl has really hit rock bottom. Guess who's no longer a princess? Seems our girl got herself disowned due to the ever so popular fuck-fest between her and a not so mysterious mystery man, which is still available by the link in my original post on that fun cinematic debut, if you're interested. Guess the queen of the fashion world, Serena Summers, Fallen Girl's mother for those who are too dense to guess, was not quite happy about seeing her girl's bouncing tits all over the internet.
From what I've heard, Fallen Girl is now living in an apartment with her half-sister and her half-sister's cousin. Three girls, one apartment gentleman. Hope Fallen Girl is still happy with her performance, now that she's a working girl. Try not to break a nail.


Also, we have 9 new faces to the list, although I'm sure you're all familiar with them by now, but lets just have a bit of show and tell, shall we?


First off we have Nikki Malinda as Barbie.
She's been the tom-boy friend of many Elite for the past few years but it wasn't until she learned to wear a dress and was seen on the arm of R-list that we care. Welcome to the major leagues miss malinda.


Now we have Josh Stewart as J.
He is probably best known for being caught in a triangle with D and A2. Two-timing two of the most powerful girls in the school? Not very smart there J. He went rogue on us for awhile there but now after he's been seen with A2 again, we'll be glad to welcome him back to the list of fame.


Here's an obvious one, Coco Lehoux as Co-Ho, try to guess what that means?
Basically Bad Boy's protege'. She drinks, smokes and fucks like the best of them. Hot, sexy, can seduce most any man(apparently not p.fish, but that's a different story) and completely oblivious to the word "morals" she was a shoe in for a spot are our hot list.


Another fairly obvious addition, Kiran Slade as K.
She used to be one of Little B's best friends back in Australia but it's fairly clear these sexy Aussies aren't going to be braiding each others hair anytime soon. A Model and shallow bitch, no wonder she's in Valkyrie. Welcome K here's hoping that sad smile turns into more self-destructive behavior because honestly, we just love to watch the beautiful fall.


Well, well, well, if it isn't Peter Fischer as p.fish.
Famous father, ungodly rich, boyishly handsome, it's not a surprise this catch of the day fit right in. He first caught our attention at Little B's birthday bash by having Co-Ho's legs wrapped around him in a sultry make out session to dating D by the end of the night. He definitely knows the way to the IT girls panties now doesn't he?


Aww... little Nina Suresh as sugar.
Seriously, this girl will put you into a diabetic coma, it's disgusting. But even I must admit, the girl has been getting interesting. Her best friend and her boyfriend leaving, tsk tsk, must have been tough but come now, nothing like a little loneliness to spice up the party world.


Mm mm mm yummy Paolo Giovanni as Italia.
Boy is pure sex, whether he wants to admit it or not. He's the cousin of Gio and he is just what every girl wants in bed with her. Too bad he's taken and seems far too gentlemanly to cheat but then again, we all know what good men do when pushed and grieving the death of a sibling.


The first new Greek on our list, Petros Hayes as Stalker Hayes.
D's tornado haired cousin who has been kicked out of more schools than just about anyone. Attractive and definitely smooth with the ladies but has lately been following around a nobody like a sick puppy and yet has somehow managed to keep his balls attached. Not many can do that so welcome to my hit list Mr. Hayes.


Greek Number Two, come on down, Andromeda Wallace as bombshell.
New blonde bombshell in town with a killer accent and a body to stun. Basically everywhere she goes she's turning heads so there was no way I could deny her a spot on the list. Plus, I've heard she can be real, real friendly. Try not to leave your boyfriends alone with this one ladies.

And that's the low-down on my new targets and there will always be more to come. Young, beautiful and stupid right?

your vanity never disappoints me Valkyrie, XOXO
- Scandal Star

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