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Post by Magdelena "Maggie" Corinthos on Jan 23, 2010 14:25:25 GMT -6
---who's this skanky bitch taking over my im signature? ew!
---...just kidding! how goes it betch?
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Post by Tristan Silver on Jan 23, 2010 15:16:22 GMT -6
the same one who is taking over mine. might want to do something about your skankiness, darlin'.
hm. but i'm not. ;]
'tis goin', mate. it's going. unfortunate fucking muse on my end. but whatever. how's the life of you, bizznatch?
our terms are just that funny.
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Post by Magdelena "Maggie" Corinthos on Jan 23, 2010 15:52:36 GMT -6
---skankiness? on the contrary, i'm making your sig hot and classy all at the same time.
---my life's gotten rather...invaded. one of these assholes i work with pretty much refuses to leave me alone.
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Post by Tristan Silver on Jan 23, 2010 16:07:47 GMT -6
you are? i could have sworn that was me...we don't even look alike. look in a mirror ;]
well, that's fucking stupid. sleep with him and he'll leave you alone. that invaded bit - i can relate there. did i tell you whore-queen brett kennedy is apparently my dad's lovechild?
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Post by Magdelena "Maggie" Corinthos on Jan 23, 2010 16:13:53 GMT -6
---oh there's no mistake. it's me. haha.
---sleep with him? hell no! not on his life and certainly not by my choice. no way! nothing like a bowl of family scandal in the morning. who doesn't love that? well...besides you.
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Post by Tristan Silver on Jan 23, 2010 16:21:14 GMT -6
i wasn't aware you associated with skanky bitches, then. contradictory, mate.
just a suggestion. it usually makes them leave you alone. unless you assume he's bad? i'll stand by it until i prove you right. beside me? hah. funny. there's a good time and then there's...that. a poor excuse for a human. worse is, sir silver wants to get to know her. or something.
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Post by Magdelena "Maggie" Corinthos on Jan 23, 2010 16:26:34 GMT -6
---it makes me look even better. like when you hang out with ugly people, it makes you look the prettiest. except i'm not vain enough to surround myself with ugly people.
---i don't care to know whether he is or not. the bastard absolutely disgusts me. so i'm assuming you two weren't close. let me guess...arch nemesis or something? ew family bonding. i'm glad there's none of that with my family.
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Post by Tristan Silver on Jan 23, 2010 16:32:24 GMT -6
good save -smirk- even i have to admit that it's difficult to do that around here. and those who do? wow.
i sense some sexual tension. has he made a crack at you yet? hah, no. i think we hated each other since we were toddlers. she's best friends with my sister or whoever, which makes it just that excellent. it'll be torture. i'll do a live feed or something. can you do that? jealous. pure jealous.
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Post by Magdelena "Maggie" Corinthos on Jan 23, 2010 16:48:39 GMT -6
---lmao, i know. difficult, but still possible. well for those who do, that's their issue.
---there is no such thing. he's seen me in my underwear, but he walked in on me, sooo not my fault there. ah yeah. i'm sure that makes things plenty difficult. probably would have been easier if everyone hated her. on the plus side, i'm sure you aren't the only one with new sibs you didn't know about. you can always become an honorary corinthos if it gets to be too much. not sure how much you'll like my family either though.
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Post by Tristan Silver on Jan 23, 2010 17:43:23 GMT -6
so not our problem. it would be damn entertaining to see, though.
oh no, there definitely is. i know these things. give it time, and there will be sexual tension. very bonnie and clyde. except, really? what in the hell were you doing in your underwear? i probably don't want to know. oh, probably not. half my neighbour's have love children they don't know about. it was only a matter of time. i'll keep that in mind, and might have to take you up on that. depends on how disgustingly nice my father wants to be about it.
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Post by Magdelena "Maggie" Corinthos on Jan 23, 2010 17:52:44 GMT -6
---you know what would be more fun? exploiting the people who do that.
---no, no there most certainly will not. i was changing and he just burst through the door! what the hell was i supposed to do? well it could be worse. someone could have died. and don't tell me you would have preferred that. haha well just keep me updated. this is fascinating.
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Post by Tristan Silver on Jan 23, 2010 18:03:31 GMT -6
oh, way more fun. should start a research project, make a campaign of it.
whatever you say, friend. i know these things. give it time, and i'll be right. he sounds like a piece of work, regardless. i think i died a little inside when he confirmed it. like, really? i don't fucking need that. i'll make sure to. someone is going to have to assist me in destroying her. it might be in awhile - so clear some time from your sexual tension, love-hate glaring partner.
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Post by Magdelena "Maggie" Corinthos on Jan 23, 2010 18:20:21 GMT -6
---i can see it now, "how to destroy the clinically vain." we should write a book on how to pick one out in a crowd or something.
---if i have anything to say about it you won't. well yeah. if my enemy became a long lost sibling i'd die a little inside as well. honey i have nothing but time for you...okay so that's a lie. i only have so much patience and with this asshole testing mine, that is that much less for you.
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Post by Tristan Silver on Jan 23, 2010 23:24:03 GMT -6
it would be a NYT best seller. perhaps a series of novels, how to destroy lesser beings. hah.
ahh, but i always have something to say. mark my words. see? it's contagious. once you meet her, you'll die a little anyway. it's only a matter of time before i die off completely. don't let her near anything if i do. and i thought you were my friend. thanks. oh, i understand. patience being tested - mine as well. give in to the sexual tension, it will be easier.
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Post by Magdelena "Maggie" Corinthos on Feb 6, 2010 15:01:22 GMT -6
---lmao, maybe. we could be rich...er.
---well if you die i promise to keep her away. it is not sexual tension damnit. it's annoyance. i'd love nothing more than to just rip his heart out, but i can't for obvious reasons.
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